little tiny girl

lustpuppet:

“Girlfriend Wanted” by Matthew Gray Gubler

Must love decorating for holidays.
Mischief, kissing in cars,
and wind chimes.

No specific height,
weight, hair color, or political affiliation required.
But would prefer a warm spirited non racist.

Cynics, critics, pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply.

Voluptuous figures a plus.

Any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
Mary Poppins, Claire Huxtable, Snow White
or Elvira wholeheartedly welcomed.

I am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians,
but dont want to rule them out entirely.

Must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture,
James Taylor, and sleeping late.

I have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn.
I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult.

I wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark,
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time.

All I want is:
butterfly kisses in the morning,
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart,
and to make you smile until it hurts.

(via lightninginabottle)